You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
dude. I can hear the air.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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