Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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