sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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