i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I should be sponsored by Trojan
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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