I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
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I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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