Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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