Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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