try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
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I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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