How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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