what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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