A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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