My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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