How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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