is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
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I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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