Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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