Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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