this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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