"it" just moved
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
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Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
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Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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