Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
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I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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