He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
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wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
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