I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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