Dual....:-)
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
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Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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