You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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