My friends, they love my intelligence
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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