Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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