My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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