I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
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i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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