Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
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We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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