Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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