wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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