He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
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If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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