I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
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Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
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Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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