theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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