Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
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Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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