They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
