I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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