so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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