I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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