take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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