Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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