ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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