Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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