If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
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Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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