Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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