So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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