I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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