bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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