i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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