i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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