Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
They took my balls.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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