so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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