Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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