we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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