Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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