just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
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Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
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Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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