god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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