I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
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If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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